Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You are a genius and a whore.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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