i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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