yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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