He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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