You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just want nice things and good sex
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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