it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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