Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Drake has all the answers
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