when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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