My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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