roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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