Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
two words: eviction party
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I believe in your delicious
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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