She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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