She said her name was "party"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
