her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
