he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
What a dumb baby whore.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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