Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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