I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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