I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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