Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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