we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Vodka?
Forever.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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