I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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