There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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