So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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