help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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