Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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