I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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