Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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