i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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