Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
one might say we're banned from that church
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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