It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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