chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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