We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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