She said her name was "party"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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