chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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