he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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