I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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