i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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