I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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