I think im going to throw up on grandma
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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