If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
