walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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