Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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