Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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