two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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