have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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