Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
