Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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