if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So vagazzling was a success
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Randomize
