Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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