There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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