No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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