Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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