I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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