Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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