i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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